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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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